Monday, November 05, 2012

Between Charisma and Hominy

Well folks, here we go, with lies thicker than flies on a old dead pig lying for week in the sun, the gig is about to be shoved up the flagpole.

Depending on how many votes that can be stolen by the Repugnants - actually, not so much stolen, but prevented from being cast, or, lacking that, kept out of the tally, either Bulimo Charisma we be reconfirmed as Prezdent and Supreme Hole of God's Own Country, aka The United State of Arrogance, which as we all know, has the best democracy money can buy - or, Hominy Grits

Indeed, is it not  more than passing strange, that, in a country where you can choose between 14 different kinds of toothpaste, we only get to choose between two flavors of Prezdent?

This old fart remembers when Idly Stevenson proudly proclaimed, you can't sell the Arrogant Prezdent like you sell toothpaste and lost, twice...

Actually, it's not like toothpaste, it's like the choice between plague and cholera - well no, if it's Hominy Grits who gets to strut his gut as Commander in Chief [sic], it will be more like the black death.  If it's Grits for the next morning prayer in the Right House, there will be war in 2013 - not there hasn't been war in 2012, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3...but I mean endless, ultimate war over resources and the right to rape the earth in the name of God and the bottom line.

When the nitty really gets gritty, it will be a big surprise when we find out who is actually holding aces up their figurative sleeves - for my money it won't be Eyeran.

Still, look on the bright side, Hominy is a nice guy, he loves his wife, believes in God and that these are the End Times.