The Great Decider

This is for our Glorious Leader (with deep apologies to Buck Ram, who wrote the lyrics and melody to The Great Pretender)

O yes, I’m the Great Decider,
Playing my part like a clown.
I decide, you see, what is reality
And I’m playing my part like a clown
Deciding what facts can be found

So real is this feeling of what I decide,
If you’re against me, there’s no where to hide.

Anybody got more verses -- you're welcome to pitch in